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Scientists have discovered that microchip (PFID) implants have been linked to causing cancer and/or tumors!!!! 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070909/ap_on_re_us/chipping_america_ii_2?67

Jim was certainly right on this one.  Any transmitter/receiver/beacon is designed not only to track, but disable if needed.

 I’ll write more details on these items later — but for now I must go purchase a protective plug for my belly button. 

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Hip Pain — Old age or CELL PHONE?

Attention all interwebs users!!!  I need your help like, such as the ASAP!  I am being ridicueled by my non-believing coworkers.  my cell phone is disentigrating my hip!

Every since i started carrying my cell phone on a clip on my hip,  I’ve been expieriencing pains of all sorts.  Sharp pains that shoot from my hip throughout my leg.  Throbbing pain — like being out in subzero temperatures. Just pain pain pain pain pain. 

So, being the scientific type, I conducted an expieriment.  I did not carry the cell phone on my hip for a few days.  Guess what?  MY HIP STOPPED HURTING!!!

Working with professional geeks, I brought the issue up at a luncheon.  There was a roar of laughter and everyone — YES EVERYONE pointed and snickered.  I was forced to go hide underneath my desk with the remainder of my french onion sun chips.  I sat there silently rocking and crying, eating my chips and rubbing my ever-so-tender hip.

So, being the researching type, I conducted some research on the interwebs.  I used the google and found lots of good stuff.  I even found a site where a lady was expieriencing similar problems with head aches and her satelite dish.  When she removed the satelite dish, he headaches were gone.

During my research i met lots of nice people on-line.  I made one BFF (best friend forever) — his name is Jim Shue.

     That’s him in the pic.  Jim has really opened my eyes to lots of things, especially the “grand scheme” of plans.  It’s amazing what governments can accomplish with consumerism!  But that’s another post in itself.

Jim also started reading my previous posts on my blog and knew that I liked mens hosiery.  Being the caring friend he is, he made me some tinfoil boxers to help disburse the alpha-omega-vortex gamma rays my cell phone was emitting and disentigrating my hip.  We’re still in testing mode to see if it works (since i’m a product testing type).  Jim also fashioned a hat for me to, so the “others” cannot read the results I’m thinking of in my head.

That’s all for now, I will let you know how the tests go.

PS Jim said he’s thinking of selling his items to help others on the interwebs so keep watching!!

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Like It’s how the saying goes…. New Year: Like out with the old, In with the NEW!!!! *Giggles*

Like Bill Nye used to be my Hero…..  Not like he’s that cute or anything, but like, I thought he was the smartest man in the world.

Like, uhmm, that was until I met this man…. Dr. Mezera, THE SCIENCE GUY – like He’s officially THE smartest NOW!!!!   AAAAhhh… .My hero!

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My Lil’ Buddy.

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make ME sweat to the oldies ANY day!

Do I even NEED to say more? this man is such an inspiration to me, not to mention.. well .. ok I won’t mention *giggle* *blush*

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Dear blog, I’m upset :(

Me and my best friend Jason are fighting again, I love him and I wish he could see that! I was trying to make a little joke to make him smile (I love when he smiles.. sigh).. but it back fired and he got all mad at me and stuff.

 Hopefully they have music tonight at the party, I’ll ask him to dance and try to let him know it will be ok!

For now, I guess I’ll slip on a pair of my silky mens support hosiery and grab a thing of haagan daas, pop in the movie “Beaches” and have myself a good cry.   I won’t be hitting Richard Simmons “Deal a Meal Wheel” tonight!!

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I get by with a little help….

Like OMG!!!!

Nothing gives you a quick pick me up like a nice pair of support mens hosiery!!! like, I got these and I put them on…. like, uhm,. though mine are clear when you wear them!!!!

 They make my leggies feel SUPER!!!!!

 

*giggles*  I can definately run faster in these!!!

One question:  Do they always smell… like… uhm… an old bologna sandwich after you wear them for a while????  I’m thinking of not wearing them any more because of that stinky stinky stinky smell……
Like… is this normal?

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Omgollygosh! *giggle*

I was walking down the hall to get a drinky drink and this guy with a pony tail totally said hi to me!! *squeal*

I never thought he noticed me before! IDONTKNOWWHATTOSAY!! if you have any advice please please please just tell me cause I’m all shy and nervous and .. and wow .. HELLO! .. HELP!

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Don’t Hassel The Hoff!

Dreamy David Hasselhoff….

OH!

MY!

GOSH!

Do I need to say more?  I love to adorn my cube with Mr. Knight Rider Himself……… and Yeah, like was one of the lucky ones to get a color photo with Christmas wishes!!!!!

 BACK OFF!!!!! he’s mine!!!!

 TEEEE HEEE!!!!

Hasselhoff is truly like the real “Mr. Blue Eyes” — Like, Sinatra has NOTHING!!!! on him.

Yeah REALLY! If you agree with Me — Leave comments below!!! and like remember — he’s MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This guy was found after the storm

We’ll call him Larry.  Larry  was found under the overpass after a major Storm.  Cold and frightened, he crawled his way to the car.  We gave him hot soup and an adult diaper.  All is well in Larry’s world now.

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